Players

Name	Nickname	Position
Barrett, Giles	Incredible Athlete [sic]	anywhere in the backs	Biog
Benedict, Jamie	Amy, Missing Link	scrum half	Biog
Bottom, John	Good John	back 3	Biog
Campbell, Forbes		anywhere in the backs	Biog
Chadwick, James	Chadders	loosehead prop	Biog
Cooper, Phil	Coops	scrum half	Biog
Erasmus, Pierre		fly half	Biog
Forrester, Chris	Fozza	prop	Biog
Freeman, Jim	Hobbit	hooker	Biog
Gannon, Peter		scrum half	Biog
German, Will	The Kaiser, Wonderwill	prop	Biog
Green, Jamie	Terry 3	back row	Biog
Groome, Clinton	Clint	center	Biog
Harding, Ben	Gloucester Six Toes	center	Biog
Hayes, Alan	Scally, R Kid	back 3	Biog
Hayes, Julian	Jules (Judge)	back 3	Biog
Hillhouse, Len	(Hey) Bert & Horse (so Len says)	------------------	Biog
Hollingsworth, Martin		no 8	Biog
Istead, Richard	Evil John	back row	Biog
Jones, Lee		front row	Biog
Kelly, Rob		second row	Biog
Lambert, Donovan		scrum half	Biog
Maguire, Terry	Terry F**kwit, Jonny Vegas	back row	Biog
Makinson, Steve	Mako	second row	Biog
Malcolm, Oliver	Oli	back 3	Biog
Matthews, Kim	Scouse, Craig (from Big Brother)	hooker	Biog
McGinley, John	The Pea	prop	Biog
Morghem, Adam	Raggi	center	Biog
Morris, Johnny		anywhere in the backs	Biog
Mullen, Pete		fly half	Biog
Naylor, James	Lord Naylor, Jay	hooker	Biog
Newman, James	Enos	second row	Biog
Newton, Karl	Admiral Newton, Commander Newton	back 3	Biog
Openshaw, Jono		second row	Biog
Owen, Marc		fullback	Biog
Parkinson, Danny		prop	Biog
Peake, Graeme	Death (warmed up) & Peakie	fullback	Biog
Peters, Tom	Silver Back, Buzz Lightyear	no 8	Biog
Puczyniec, Julian	Polish	back row	Biog
Rush, Sean	(Mr) Spanky	center	Biog
Sharrocks, Paul	Shazza	back 3	Biog
Siertsema, Martin	Marty Sex-screamer	openside flanker	Biog
Smart, Michael	Smarty	back 3	Biog
Swistak, Wojtek	Mav	------------------	Biog
Taylor, Simon		front row	Biog
Tonello, Nicolas	Frenchie	back 3	Biog
Trapps, Chris	Trappsy	center	Biog
Weait, Mark	Weaity	back 3	Biog
Wilcock, Richard	Richie	front row	Biog